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The Khats - Scratch This EP

by metal postcard records

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1.
Two Cats 02:07
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We are two Khats One is red One's suspicious One is black One is silly We are two Khats! M-meow! We love our sapiens Because they give us food Because they keep us warm Because they make us purr We love our sapiens As long as give us food As long as keep us warm As long as make us purr M-meow!
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Hairball 02:31
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It’s the change f the season It’s time for getting clean I’m gonna change my wardrobe I’m a licking machine But sometimes there’s something deep inside Coming out of me HAIRBALL! Now I have a brand new fur I left a present for you on the floor I’m feeling good and I’m feeling clean I’m dressed to kill if you know what I mean But sure enough again will come the time The I get that feeling deep inside HAIRBALL!
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No Tuna Fish 02:13
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Woke up this morning I looked inside my dish Can you believe it I had no tuna fish I said M-Meow! Nobody came Called Mrs. Daria I got a busy line M-Meow!
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Cat Litter 01:23
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Nap Nap Nap 01:54
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I’m feeling like it’s time to take a nap And if you’re lucky I’ll do it on your lap I’m feeling groovy I’ll sleep on the laundry But only if it’s clean and tidy I can sleep on your T-shirts I can sleep on your socks But if I have to be honest I’d choose the Amazon box I can sleep in a basket I can sleep on a shelf I can sleep on your bed But if you’re there I can sleep on your head instead [chorus] I can sleep on a rug, on a bed I can even sleep in your bag But if you open the door to the cupboard I might be napping on your dress I can nap everywhere I don’t care I don’t care I can nap everywhere [chorus] M-meow! M-meow!

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For All You Punky Cat Lovers Out There !


Gustav (guitar, vocals and hairballs) and LaPhelpa (bass, vocals, m-meows) are aided here by K.Board (drums) to express all their feline anger and disdain.

Five tracks of raw, unashamed, aggressive punk rock. This is fast music for short attention mammals. The lyrics, though charming, are nasty and spiteful. The music slashes like untamed claws. This is crunchy, fishy, stinky stuff. This ain’t no kitten slop. This ain’t no music for pussies.
BIO

K.Board & THE KHATS is a sort of parallel project of K. Board & The Skreens. It's an outlet for K.Board's cats Gustav and LaPhelpa, who were bored to bits in the summer heat. Thus this hairy punk rock trio was born. That's basically it.



REVIEW

September 2022, I never thought that we would find ourselves having to face the hordes of hordes of mice coming out of the sewers, supported by that small part of people fascinated by flawed and unhealthy languages. Ineluctable sign that man never learns from his mistakes and always falls to point out disillusioning and factious grounds. And so after seeing pandemics, lockdowns and the return of the fucking sovereignists, we will also see these four little dudes return with the swastika on their foreheads.
And it is precisely in these moments that we actually need something or someone to throw down this stink of shit.

Fortunately, we can still count on little big things, like our undergrowth of the counterculture that has always tried to spit in the face of these four peracottari, without knowledge of the facts and without a shred of humanity.

To make up for the wear and tear of the upcoming dark days and years where we would have to fight to survive a social plague, we get to know a musical reality that throws down this thick and heavy air that spoils and annihilates all freedom.

K.Board & The Khats, are a punk trio, very eighties, bass vocals and drums, a sort of parallel project by K.Board & The Skreens, active since 1998. Three heads who find themselves together in a path and decide on which dimension to measure oneself - long live the cats down with the exploitation of the cock.

Scratch This! is their debut, released last July, all rigorously DIY, the EP is digitally released, published by an Australian label - Metal Postcard Records) online. Drawing on a wide range of different sounds, they move from punk rock solutions to The Saints, to speed metal whipping of the Motorhead school, post punk of the Germs.


The key to reading this record is expect the unexpected, as although it may seem very much devoted to unawareness of the dynamics proposed, musically and otherwise, the sound compendium renders much, perhaps even more than that. you can think of. The starter of the discoe is entrusted to "Two Khats" track that aligns itself between post punk and punk rock built into intertwining sonic and gnarled riffs, two minutes of corrosive, tight and shameless sounds, all cat metalheads will be delighted when they will listen to this song well. A sound compendium that is irritating and irreverent, focused more on sonic exploration and where we can find a wide range of songs, one different from the other, tracks like "No Tuna Fish", built inside a garage punk skeleton, guided by the bass duo - drums, which binds the sound context together, or the closed "Nap Nap Nap", a fast and tight track built into aggressive and irritating rhythms, guided by a fervent writing that will keep you a lot of company in these fucking days.

An Ep that lacks many realities that are taken for granted and ad libitum copies, Scratch This! it is a tumultuous sound funnel that will burst with tense legs in your days and in your listening.
... Born to be fast ...


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released July 27, 2022

2022 Metal Postcard
2022 The Khats

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