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Legless Crabs - Golden Chowders

by metal postcard records

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1.
Rock Yr Hole 01:16
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Pinky & The Stinkys 01:25
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Tolerance For the Unacceptable 01:20
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Grow Horns 02:52
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Jesus Christ, Allison 00:33
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Stealin' in the Years 01:32
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Stuckist Manifestos In The Western World 01:50
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Sleep Sweet Satan 01:44
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My Baby (Can't Stop. Buying Dumb Shit) 01:45
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Broadcast Signal Intrusion 01:48
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Annihilator 02:11
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Starting 2024 with a Legless Crabs album makes perfect sense ahead of the chaos that is yet to follow.

Dear listener you will find this a perfect soundtrack to the inevitable disintegration with titles like Tolerance For the Unacceptable, Stuckist Manifestos In The Western World, Annihilator and My Baby ( Can't Stop. Buying Dumb Shit)


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The Legless Crabs are a rock ‘n’ roll band the same way that the Fall were a rock ‘n’ roll band, and the same way that Pussy Galore were a rock ‘n’ roll band. If the Legless Crabs had released music in the 60s they would have been rediscovered in the 80s and fawned over, and be a constant inclusion on the wonderful garage rock compilations such as Nuggets or Pebbles. Not that The Legless Crabs sound like a 60s garage band, they just carry the same spirit the same anger and tensions. They are unhappy with living in the USA today and they vent their spleen in these marvellously short punk rock vignettes: not punk rock in a 70s kind of cabaret way with store bought ripped jeans and shirts with the ironic God Save The Queen slogan but in a “I’m pissed off and going to spit all the bile and art inherited from the ghost of Roky Erickson” way. The Legless Crabs should be on the cover of Rolling Stone. They are a band that could and should inspire a musical revolution. They are a band that speaks out for all the souls who think themselves a non-entity. In a short: a blast of thrown-away punk rock bliss the Legless Crabs prove there is still anger beauty and revolution in Rock ‘n’ roll.

MONOLITH COCKTAIL


We close with an almost bastardised mimic that has a glutinous grind, an almost Lovecraftian horror and mystery with the shambler from the stars closing all senses and looking to finalise everything in sight. 'Annihilator' is a pure terror-threat borne beyond the realms of matters deemed sane. The mass and density of the noise is the winning element here - a real stinking heavyweight.....it must be said that what goes on here is beyond the range of most people's listening realm

FUNGAL PUNK

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released January 31, 2024

2024 Metal Postcard
2024 Legless Crabs

All songs written and performed by the legless crabs

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Metal Postcard Records is an independent record label based back in Sydney and influenced by the likes of Fast Records / Factory / Postcard / Island / Stiff and Bill Drummund's wonderful Zoo records

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