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Bitmoji Waves
01:37
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The Jesus Stick
01:22
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Hit you with my Jesus stick
And make you sick
Hit you with my tasty lick
And make it stick
Hit you with my funky beat
And make you stink
Hit you with my bad ass fist
And break my wrist, go!
Hit you in yr stupid face
I’ll make you chaste
Hit you in yr pork’n’beans
I’ll make you sing
Hit you on the live TV
I’ll pay the fee
Hit you on the radio
I’m in control, go!
Yeh, yeh, yeh
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Cutie With The Cooties
01:07
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She’s in her thirties
She’s actin sorta flirty
And you bless her when she sneeze
But she’s such a tease
She’s a cutie with the cooties,
And she’s got a big ol booty.
Yeh she makes the scene
She’s a jaundiced, wet eyed dream
Yeh she’s snottin everywhere
I don’t even care
If I may be bold
She’s got a cough due to cold
And I think she needs some rest
Congestion in her chest
Her hair is dirty
Her skin is kinda oily
and her lips are all chappy
She makes me happy
Yeh she’s just the most
I would like to get so close
But when i wanna lean in
It’s a face full of phlegm
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4. |
( I Was A ) Teenage Slut
01:12
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I was a teenage slut.
I didn’t know my right from wrong
But I knew I was ready to bone.
I took the world head-on
Then I went home and left it alone.
I was a teenage slut.
My eyes were blue, and I was lookin’ to screw you.
My hair was brown, and I was down to clown.
150 pounds of cock-fueled andreneline, lookin’ to pounce
Look out!
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Get Normalized!
01:55
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Walk a dog, sing a song
Hit a bong, get normalized!
See a show, feel yr glow
Do some blow, get normalized!
Settle in, flash a grin, call a friend
Get normalized!
Ignore the man behind the curtain
Work for cash, flash your ass
And give a grin when he moves in
To rob you, to rape you, to screw you, to kill you
Get normalized!
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6. |
Another Bad Bitch Down
03:33
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Expose my mask to the warm summer sun
They talk about the end but we’ve just begun
To know everything there is to know
To show everything there is to grow
To blow up everything there is to blow
And who will be left to spank us?
And who will be left to change us?
And who will be left to tell us no?
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7. |
Is Real, Is Not Real
04:00
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Do you have some secrets?
Drop piece in a drop kit
Look the other way, keep your lips sealed
Forget what you heard, this isn’t real
An agent passing out leaflets
Look into my Madball’s eye
And keep your lips on the pavement
Remember what I didn’t say
This is real, they’re taking you away
To a quiet, desperate place
To live out the rest of your days
To glance fleeting at a wrought iron gate
Then get back to work, your hair looks great
Do you have some secrets?
An agent with a tablet
Under your tongue, young and dumb
You looked the other way,
And kept your lips on the pavement.
You forgot what was in my eye.
This is real, this isn’t real
They’re taking you away.
You’re not going anywhere.
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If you need some good advice,
I can help you out
I can help you through your day,
Help you twist and shout.
Help you see, help you breathe.
Help you think you’re right.
If you need some good advice,
I’ve got some for free.
Go to bed dumb
Wake up numb
Wander through your day like Michael Clayton.
Stay awake at night
Wonder what went right
Go to sleep dreaming
You’re the god of destroyers.
Are you on drugs?
Are you a warrior?
Lay there dreaming
You’re the god of destroyers.
Is that a rug?
Are you a warrior?
Lay there dreaming
You’re the god of destroyers
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9. |
Oh That Hook
01:09
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The first song on the album is a single
It co-mingles with your thoughts in the morning
It starts with the hook, and then there’s the verse
And then there’s the hook again, baby let’s rock
Oh, that hook
Gonna make a million dollars
Oh, that hook
getta million subscribers
Oh, that hook
Cuz I shout about love, and drugs
and Death and stuff, and it really doesn’t matter, cuz
Oh, that hook
The last song on the album is a downer
Like a teenage pet or a teenage mom,
Kinda sad, but they’ll finish strong
It ends with the hook, right after the verse
And then maybe a hook again, it could be worse
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10. |
Empathy
01:32
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It’s hard to have empathy for plants
It’s hard to have empathy for plant
they don't look like me
and they don't have eyes
so I can’t see them suffering
it's hard to have empathy for plants
it's hard to have empathy for pigs
it's hard to have empathy for pigs
But man they taste so good
and you know they eat us if they could
it’s hard to have empathy for pigs
it's hard to have empathy for you
it's hard to have empathy for you
you're just like all the rest
you’re vain and blind but I digress
it's hard to have empathy for you
but try to have sympathy for me
try to have some sympathy for me
I may yell and I may be rude
but I'm trying hard to improve
try to have some sympathy for me
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The fall of man
The dream of night
The look of love
The end of life
Yeh, we fuck and die like hell
Ain’t it swell?
We’re not well
Yeh, we fuck and die like hell
Eatin’ kale
rebel yell
Yeh, we fuck and die like hell
The fall of Rome
The life of Pablo
The book of the law
Neil Diamond’s Shilo
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12. |
A Quiet Drink
00:56
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I’ll have a quiet drink
At a quiet bar
And have a quiet meal
With the quiet ones
I’ll take a quiet drive
In my quiet car
To my quiet house
Kiss my quiet wife
I’ll have a quiet drink
In my quiet room
And have a quiet sleep
And dream of quiet drinks
I wanna go down drinking
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13. |
Weep
01:22
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We've come to take your music away
We tire of it polluting our airwaves
There's certain sounds which you should be ashamed of
Weep ye fans of the olden days
The lights go out and the music fades
Those trashy songs from your yesterdays
You'll never hear again
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14. |
My 80's Mixtape
01:48
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The world wakes up to the sun
And to our president Ronald Ray-gun
No one knows a thing about grunge
Girls all just wanna have fun
Catch you on my 80s mixtape
If yr feelin’ good, then I’m feelin’ great
Step outside, catch up with the wind
Tape popped in to your walkman, look out
Hungry Eyes and Pale Shelter
I Feel for you and don’t be cruel
Nite and Day And into the groove
My 80s mixtape puts you in the mood!
Echo and the bunnymen
T’Paul, A-Ha, and Love Plus One
Simple Minds, Duran Duran
Howard Jones and Janet Jackson
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15. |
Local Cops
00:52
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Sounds legit.
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metal postcard records Sydney, Australia
Metal Postcard Records is an independent record label based back in Sydney and influenced by the likes of Fast Records /
Factory / Postcard / Island / Stiff and Bill Drummund's wonderful Zoo records
We believe in new music from around the world ... not world music !
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