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Neon Kittens - Nine Doesn't Work For An Outside Line

by metal postcard records

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Sonny the Monster A noisy and angular attack, with searing, catchy melodies complemented by Nina K.'s unsettlingly calm, deadpan vocals. The surreal lyrics frequently straddle the line between humorous and disturbing as the rhythm section pounds out noisy yet danceable grooves. I basically live for this kind of music. Favorite track: Child in a Pet.
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1.
Do look at that bad child. She is in the pet. She would have her own way. Oh how cross she looks! And oh! what a sad tale have I to tell you of her. She was in such a rage, that all at once God struck her dead. She fell down on the floor, and died. No time to pray. No time to call on God to save her poor soul! She left this world in the midst of her sin. And oh where do you think she is now!
2.
it was short hot summer everyone got fried I got sun cream but still burnt my legs I really tried looking half cooked I got sun cream but still burnt my legs It's not a want of trying That you lack I burn up in this heat It's no fun Stick a fork in me now I am done Somebody cooked me really well Grilled or fried it's hard to tell I can smell meat grilling And it's smelling like me I smell burning and it Smells fishy Everyone got fried the smell of meat I could never eat anything that looked like me anything that looked like me
3.
How many fingers am I holding up? How many fingers? How many fingers am I holding up? How many fingers am I holding up? If it's one I might not like you But if it's two I might not be able to see If it is three I might be a scout doing my best But if it's four I might be reaching out for the door And if it's five, there's no stopping, we're going full on discount shopping How many fingers am I holding up? How many fingers am I holding up? How many fingers am I holding up? Fingers! Fingers! Fingers!
4.
Hey! Did you ever even know? That everything is all neon in this house in this house this house of glass nothing is breaking nothing is crass in this house no matter what you've got We've got bigger rocks No one cares that you changed the locks We'll break your windows break your doors The light breaks yonder and we break yours and you shatter like a shatterproof ruler You could never look any less cooler than a girl with a rock in her hand and you know that's just bland and talked just like a fuckin' scam because there is you and I am throwing rocks at you because people in glass houses can do that
5.
Watching it all unfurl through the gaps between my fingers that shade of yellow doesn't suit you not looking good in blue, it doesn't suit you I saw the bruises on your arms shaped like your fingers but larger I saw how you were marked, you said nothing but I know it wasn't you or your father curled up in ball on the wooden floor feels so cold against your skin multiple hits to your head and face there was no sin, you did nothing I saw the bruises on your arms shaped like your fingers but larger I saw how you were marked, you said nothing but I know it wasn't you or your father I watched it all unfurl like it wasn't me at all I took those hits, I took those hits it was me on the floor, me so small I saw the bruises on your arms shaped like your fingers but larger I saw how you were marked, you said nothing but I know it wasn't you or your father Watching it all unravel through gaps between my fingers yellow doesn't suit me at all blackened blueish always lingers
6.
In those heals it's just one foot after the other in those heals walking around just like your mother in that white slip yellow hairband that you can't miss you look just like your mother in that dress you'd never guess that you looked just like your mother and dad looks cross and that's because he thinks you should look like him because you're him and not her you still look like your mother wearing shoes far too big for your feet nylons feel quite neat one day your feet, will grow and everyone will know that you are more like your mother more like your mother than your dad will ever know and nothing will ever show because you hid it well burried deep and you don't know where you left it and you still look like your mother with those painted nails and lipstick that you look just like your mother you look just like your mother
7.
Red Sky 02:12
Red sky in the morning and the sun is going out Red sky in the morning and the sun is going out There's a feeling on my skin so warm and soft There's a feeling in my soul 'cos I just can't get enough And I won't get enough! Oh, Red sky in the morning and the sun is going out Red sky in the morning and the sun is going out There's a feeling on my skin it's so warm and soft There's a feeling in my soul 'cos I just can't get enough And I won't get enough! Red sky in the morning and the sun is going out Red sky in the morning and the sun is going out Red sky in the morning and the sun is going out There's a feeling on my skin, it's so warm and
8.
I was never the leechiest, But now I'm just the sickest I can't get my shit together fingers touch the wood and I'm still holding a chair yeah, we're not going there I remember the day we met I couldn't quite make it out yet everyone was laughing and the music was loud baby standing in the rain looks like you'll get wet again Y'know I just threw away those flowers That shit is just not ours you live in fear of dying but I tell you, you're dead already I counted the fingers on, my hand I clearly had the middle one for you I give it freely with much kindness to show you that my heart is true Trip Yrself up in those shoes! could your legs be any longer? could they, BE any longer? with a little X and O with love, kiss, nina
9.
No Fries 01:56
I could tell you were a fool no one wears socks with sandals that dress was too long, too and why did you want to hide your knees? Those red shoes you bought was nearly a month, before you could wear them your legs looked so strong but that dress was still too long you held your hand up to your face stopping the sun from hitting your eyes coincidently, by that act, also hiding You have the shake but got no fries You have the shake but got no fries
10.
In the twisted realm where dreams collapse A game of broken mirrors with broken bats I stroll through shadows, swinging free Hey! it's Nina ballerina, lost in lunacy A vicious dance under the moon's spite diamonds glitter in fading light I swing with fury, a hurricane wrath shattering illusion, leaving nothing intact yet, you can't hit that with a baseball bat you can't hit that with a baseball bat you can't hit back with a baseball bat you can't hit that with a baseball bat you can't hit back with a baseball bat you can't hit back so let the cracks deepen, as the world falls apart my bat swings and is ruled by my heart whispers echo out in the empty stands as I strike hard with bat in my hands blood stains the ground, a crimson red I swung hard and I hit it dead dead in the centre, knocked it out of the park... you can't hit that with a baseball bat you can't hit back with a baseball bat you can't hit that with a baseball bat you can't hit back with a baseball bat you can't hit that with a baseball bat Don't bother looking for it, yeah it looked like a six!
11.
Jane Doe 02:00
You arrived in an accident no one knew where you came Jane Doe on the ticket was your given name no one saw what happened no CCTV caught that news someone stood on a doorstep the door remains closed what more can we say can you hear that that's deffo more than two can you hear the sirens sounding would you lift your hand up to the sky would you catch it if it was falling would you believe a word of a chicken? especially one that was doing so much licking doesn't even have any fingers! They say its good luck When a bird shits on you I think they only say it To make you feel better Like taking part Is more important than winning Your race is won But i dont hear anyone singing
12.
she was the girl they called glass fingers her nails just grew and grew never one to point a finger but when she did, you knew her fingers grew oh so long but in uneven rows stretching out and reaching out they became her toes spread the cards across the table see what can be to read the fate and see the date glass fingers unable to see choose a card from the table see what you can see will it tell your future or merely what will be her future looked determined by the 10 of swords still worried about the tower and what she walked towards her fingers scraped across the floor her hair pushed from her eyes nothing could save her now not even the book of lies her fingers grew oh so long but in uneven rows stretching out and reaching out they became her toes spread the cards across the table see what can be to read the fate and see the date glass fingers unable to see glass fingers
13.
With my back on the floor Staring at the sky The smell of chocolate Makes me want to fly High above the clouds Trying to not look at the sun You pull up your pants No button, zip or buckle Elastic works for you I didn't feel a thing for you I never felt your feeling It only works if two are into it There's no time for healing I look up at the sun And you've already gone I readjust my clothes...

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Neon Kittens Say

More songs inspired by childhood dreams, memories and nightmares and watching late night horror b-movies; mixed with the usual domestic violence and other homely fun pastimes.


REVIEW

Post-punk beatnik shenanigans are afoot with this the new release from Neon Kittens. Their second album [I think] carries on where their last left off, with spoken female vocals purring erotically like an attractive nun filing her nails, smiling, knowing her crotchless knickers are only slightly hidden by her too short mini habit wondering just where to place her oversized cross next, over the scratch and sniff guitar yearnings that are part Fire Engines, part Scary Monster & Super Creeps, part rock ‘n’ roll, and part sexual abandonment. Yes, this is the true sound of total derailment. This is the sound of a 15 year old girl French kissing her jazz induced slightly older best friend with benefits; an album of pure off-center genius.

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released October 24, 2023

2023 Metal Postcard
2023 Neon Kittens

Nina K: vocal / guitar
Andy G: guitar / bass / vocal
Kay Y: Drum Machine / Electronics

plus special guests:
Hope M: drums on 'Red Sky'
Jules L: Sax on 'Child in a Pet' & 'No Fries'.

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